the radical grammarians have finally snapped

January 13, 2017

PLEASE FUCKING PAY ATTENTION

They’re = They fucking are.

Their = Shows fucking possession.

There = Specifies a fucking location.

You’re = You fucking are.

Your = Shows fucking possession.

We’re = We fucking are.

Were = Past fucking tense of “are”.

Where = Specifies a fucking location.

Than = A fucking comparison.

Then = A point in fucking time.

To = Where it’s fucking going.

Too = An excessive fucking amount.

Two = A fucking number.

It’s = It fucking is.

Its = It fucking owns whatever.