donut philosophy throughout history

Heraclitus	You can’t eat the same donut twice.
Plato	All donuts share an ideal ‘donut-ness’.
Aristotle	A donut contains its donut-ness.
Augustine	Donuts need grace to be fully donut.
Descartes	A donut’s hole proves the existence of the donut.
Locke	Donuts taste good  to me.
Hume	Donuts exist because I imagine donuts.
Kant	A ‘donut’ equals my total experience of donuts.
Wollstonecraft	Women deserve donuts, too.
Mill	Donuts are good if they make people happy.
Kierkegaard	I have faith that donuts are delicious.
Marx	Everybody deserves donuts.
Nietzsche	Stop at nothing to get your donut.
Saussure	Beignet/Krapfen/Ciambella/Buñuelo = ‘Donut’.
Wittgenstein	Fried pastry, zero, parking lot spin, spare tire.
Beauvoir	Patriarch is responsible for the shape of the donut.

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