an itsy bitsy ode to scalzi

There is no Scalzi, only Smudge.

I do not truck with any burrito without heft.
If your burrito is convenient and portable, take it elsewhere.
I want a burrito that is burdensome. Unwieldy.

When I raise such to my mouth, I should feel the weight of the mistake I am about to make.
No child should be able to eat it.

— Author Unknown

the maga church

Beware of false prophets, which come
to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly
they are ravening wolves.
— Matthew 7:15

Trump: “Evangelicals, Christians of every denomination and believers of every faith, have never had a greater champion, not even close, in the White House than you have right now. I think you know that…”

Evangelical: “To say ‘no’ to President Trump would be saying ‘no’ to God…”

Is this the best American Christians can do?